1) “the biggest lie” by elliot smith

2) “kiss of the black widow” by ol’ dirty bastard

3)”the (entire) symphony of sorrowful songs” by gorecki

forgive any spelling mistakes…kiss my tail for pointing them out

and will eye dye there? 1 kan only hope on both kounts…

those shits spied…

odd comment posted about a certain chemically albino-ized dead celebrity: too soon for spam, so it must be legit…

can’t really give much of a damn… the only thing i find fascinating about the guy is the freakish extremes a human being can alter themself to- check the zeitgeist: does anyone more resemble the ‘gray’ aliens of abduction scenerios?  crossref with the pedophilia allegations and bi-annual news media obsession with child safety (an aside: i hate children- they’re loud, they smell bad, and they’re ignorant, not innocent)

and sorry, but i think Quincy Jones was a lame producer.

more abominable than the breath wasted in talking about this music video marrionette are the dancing, crotch-grabbing and high pitched screams i’ve had to endure the past few days- if one more motherfucker shrieks ‘whoo-hoo’ in my ear, someone’s getting castrated.

blown enough time on this, VAGINA DENTATA awaits

ssy

let the load-blower lyve!

without the seal

Gentle Thomas’ racy, tell-all streaming biography has been a big hit with the In Crowd, drawing accolades like ‘wtf’, ‘lol’ and ‘:)’ from local style doctors and glitteratti gurus such as Orcabeat and Lair’s Paul Pluto (“you don’t need drugs to understand the work of Gentle Thomas, but who knows, I’m completely toasted”), Squeezy Cheese Fartini (“I saved this kid’s life when he was drunk as fuck- do I even get a mention?”) and former Providence mayor Vincent ‘Buddy’ Cianci (”not really, but i’m sure he won’t mind the plug”)

check out this bootleg selection from the mind/bowels of MOL’s Clown Prince of Crap:

“…Gentle got reamed in the whole ‘Golden Ticket’ controversy. The lawyers gave me a night to get out of town, which I took to get shit faced. And get out of my pants. Gentle’s big on irony. He’s also big on blatantly obscene social satire- to get a rise. To get ahead. To get head on a high rise- if Mrs. Gentle can ever find enough time in between her blowing the expense account on the Muppet collection to blow me that is- which is highly unlikely given the unintentional context the press gave to my performance in Gentle’s off-broadway stage production of the life of Charles Spencer Chaplin. She was pissed. She needs a job…”

listen to Gentle Thomas’ ‘controversial’ second solo effort, SUNSHINE SEXKILLER, ribbed for his, her or its pleasure…

ssy

wonder what PIs used in the olden days?

or maybe they’ve finally given up…fuck them either way

eye bet dj spooky drinks no caffeine

wait for the dial tone before you knock on my door all worried

THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!

THE GENTLE THOMAS SOLO PAGE!!!!!

Gentle’s first solo album, “Wild Beasts & Angels” is finally up (click HERE)

my production might not be as secretion slick as these days, but give me a fucking break, we recorded this shit like 7  years ago, and i cooked most of the beats on a Tascam 4-track no less!

Gentle was on a hot lyrical run, kicking some tight and weird ass shit, including classics like ’solar rays’, ‘michael’s recovery’ and ‘ernest & jim’- as well as one of my personal favorites, ‘velvet’.

coming up sometime this week will be Gent’s 2nd album, “Sunshine Sexkiller”, as well as b-sides, art work, etc.

ssy

notarized too

i forgot to give orcabeat props (showing my age, yes, go fuck yourself, hipsters) for their last show…outdoors…and outta fucking sight 

come with hairs (of the dogs)